Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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