Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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