I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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