How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
