that's an acceptable place to lick
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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