? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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