absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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