Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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