I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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