If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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