did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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