I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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