You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
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Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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