margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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