1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
You are a genius and a whore.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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