I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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