Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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