she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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