she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize