How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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