if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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