all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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