thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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