coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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