I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I've blown a few things in my day
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i out mim tonsoeep
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