Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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