The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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