In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I have peed in a lot of sinks
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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