Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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