I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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