I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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