Dual....:-)
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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