I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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