is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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