just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Randomize