I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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