Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just high enough for therapy.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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