Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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