It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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