Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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