How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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