i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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