Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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