Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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