North Korea, Best Korea!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
His nipple licking is glorious
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