Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
my sisters under your porch take her home
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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