How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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