Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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