That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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