So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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