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home. puking in laundry basket.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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