U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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