So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
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We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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