Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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