somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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